do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out
Stepping closer. You are talking about moving your body.
oh yes let me just step closer into the sky and look at the stars, or how about i step closer into the tiger den at the zoo to see them better
"all women belong in the kitchen," the self-centered asshole says
the ground moves and the walls shake as all women around the world barricade themselves inside of their kitchens. they cook and eat and drink while the men outside of the barricades suffer from hunger and insanity. the males perish from famine and the women emerge united, choosing beyoncé as their supreme and unquestioned leader
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
Colin Baker and mini Colin Baker.
Colin: “You’re probably the only one who could make that outfit look good.”
worlds most cynical art student
that title is a feat in itself
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store